what are your methods to maintain a level of Insanity? *yes I said INSANITY, not sanity?
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice !
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. !
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, ! Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ‘ For Marijuana.
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is ‘To Go’.
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream ‘I Won! I Won!’
12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling ‘Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’
13 . Tell Your Children Over Dinner, ‘Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.’
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WERE THE FITTING ROOM IS..
I have my mutant avatar hobby, among other things.
That’s awesome! I always give random people random bits of advice like “When in doubt, put a banana in your ear.”
lmao! that was really funny!
i’m sitting here lmao!
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I thought I was unique with my perverted sense of humor. I`m happy to know there`s a kindred soul out there. Keep them coming.
i always just go to R&S when i need a little bit of insanity.
I’ve never had any trouble with maintaining my insanity. It seems to come natural to me.
Thanks, I needed the laugh. The last one made me ROTF!
Thanks & Blessings!
When you get on a crowded elevator, don’t turn and face the door like everyone else, just stand there facing everyone and smile really big.
Watch the reactions.