To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity…?
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions. Switch to Espresso.
5. In the memo field of all your checks, write ‘ for marijuana’.
6. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious
face.
8. Specify that your drive-through order is “to go”.
9. Sing along at the opera.
10. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you have a headache.
11. When the money comes out the atm, scream ‘i won! i won!’
12. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling ‘run for your lives! They’re loose!’
13. Tell your children over dinner, ‘due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.’
And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity…
14. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the
counter and ask where the fitting room is.
ha ha cool
i got this b4 in an email..i hav been looking 4 it since cuz i accidently deleted it from my inbox..thanks so much..its stil funny as ever
some of them are pretty funny
at least one of them would get you in trouble
a few of them are just stupid and/or lame
I got this on an e-mail from my sister, she’s twelve so we couldn’t do some of them but we went and did a couple! It was soo funny!!
Funny dude, using the condom one tonight.
I love #4, the decaf coffee.
and #7, I would SO not be able to keep a staright face while ordering that!
#11 is hilarious
#14 would be so funny to watch my boyfriend do.
I can honestly say your joke has made me laugh the most today.
Thank you!
I’d want to see your Certificate first .