Jokes: How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity?
I thought this was kinda interesting
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. On all your cheque stubs, write ‘For Marijuana’.
3. Skip down the street rather than walk and see how many looks you get.
4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
5. Sing along at the Opera.
6. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream ‘I Won! I Won!’
7. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling ‘Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’
8. Tell your children over dinner, ‘Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.’
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
9. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
Ehh, it was alright.
Thats great i was lmfao
Re: 9
Go to the pharmacy, get a box of condoms, bring about a dollar short of the total, and when the person says “this isn’t enough”, take out some saran wrap and an elastic band and say “I guess this’ll have to do”
more fun:
drop pens or stuff in the elevator, and when someone tries to pick it up say “hey! thats mine!”
pretend to ask questions on your cell phone in a public bathroom and then when people start answering, emerge from your stall and say “who are you talking to??”
when you’re talking to someone on a bus, every time they start talking, begin talking again and say don’t interrupt
speak with a british accent to one person, and the next day, don’t
Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice.
Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something Ask If They Want Fries with that.
Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It “In”.
Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
Finish All Your Sentences With; “In Accordance With The Prophecy.”
Don’t Use Any Punctuation.
Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.
Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is “To Go.”
Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don’t Rhyme
Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend their Party because You’re Not In The Mood.
Have Your Co-workers Address You by Your Wrestling Name, Rock-Hard.
Insane things to do in an elevator:
1. Coming out start waving you arms around saying, “Damn spider webs, everywhere!”
2. As you reach the ground floor, face the other way, see if people copy you…
3. Pretend you got out on the wrong floor, on every floor
4. Hum along with the elevator music, then say “ding!” at every floor
5. If there’s a person who presses the floor button for you (ie an elevator attendant or just some guy being nice) give them a floor number above the highest possible floor
6.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: “Got enough air in there?”
7.Have you luggage situated between the doors
8. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.
9.If its a quiet ride, look to the guy next to you and ask, “Is that your cellphone?”
Have fun!!
Lol, I needed a laugh
Funny funny!
I’m going to try some of those!
Lol, i’ve heard a few different varieties of this one.
I wouldn’t try No.7. That would only encourage me!!
I guess I’m not sane.
You want to know what I do, I actually do this, but what I do is that while I’m riding in a car, I wave to all the cars passing by and see if they wave back. I do this on the way to my soccer games, and on the way back, and I add up my total waves.
Thanks for the laugh
im insane
Loved reading yours and all the extra in the answers, also while your in the car turn to the empty passenger seat and act like your talking to someone or head bang to talk radio haha