How to maintain a healthy life? ?
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice!
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks .. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Es presso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ‘ For Marijuana.
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is ‘To Go’.
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream ‘I Won! I Won!’
12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling ‘Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’
13 . Tell Your Children Over Dinner, ‘Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.’
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
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ha ha.. great stuff
Lol,i liked these very much π π π
i think i love you . will you marry me ? we can wear gorilla suits to the ceremony. what do you say ?
wow this will help live longer defiantly doing everything on the list.
OH THESE ARE FREAKIN GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im sending them all around to my friends right now! Heres to you! ===>*
That was awesom!!!!!
Now on to business I gotta go ge tmy sunglasses , and my hair dryer π
find a very large nut and bolt, and take it on a plane with you. Five
minutes after take off wave the nut and bolt above your head and scream ,” Oh my God ! , where have these come from ? ”
lol. I liked #5. And I am for sure going to try #10.
mindblowing..absolutely hilaaaaaaaaaarious…wish i cud give a star for each tip…anyways heres the single one m allowed..*