How do you maintain a comfortable level of insanity?
1. At lunch time, sit In your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair
dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice!
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with
that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks . Once everyone has gotten over
their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.
5. In the memo field of all your checks, write : For Marijuana.
6. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify that your drive-through order is ‘To Go’.
9. Sing along at the opera.
10. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party
because you have a headache.
11. When the money comes out the ATM, scream ‘I Won! I Won!’
12. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling
‘Run for your lives! They’re loose!’
13. Tell your children over dinner, ‘Due to the economy, we are going to
have to let one of you go.’
And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity:
14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER
AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
LOL
hah omg hilarious
the last one really got me laughing
2 stars for you!!
I’d pretty much like to try 2, 3 and 11. Unfortunately, I can’t do 14. Haha.. But those are pretty good. Starred you. 😉
WoW.. those were pretty good ones..
i loved 3,6,7,8,10 and 14 lolz…
cheers to you! ^__^
LOL!!!
lmaoo.
I have done the #3 (FRIES) a lot of times and beleive me it really gets people irritated… Dont do it if you want to avoid a beating… 🙂
I’ve already tried #’s 1, 6, 8, 12, and 14. They all got pretty great reactions.
A few more you can try:
1. Set up a GI Joe war in the K-mart toy isle.
2. Put on a blue apron, walk into best buy, and quit.
3. Sit down at some stranger’s table and ask if they’re going to finish the meal that they were just given.