I smoked marijuana 5 days ago. I’m getting a urine test tomorrow morning. I realize that what I did was wrong, but It was my first and last time. I cannot afford to have my test results come up negative. I have been told that I can swallow a cap full of bleach, but I do not necessarily wish to kill myself. Please help me.
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blood transfusion…good luck with that mate.
drink a whole lot of water or get someone’s else piss that is clean
wow who the f**k told you to drink bleach. that would kill you. make your self throw up so you dont have to get it or something but you wont beable to get it out. it would usually take about 3 weeks to do that. but i wouldn’t know how to avoid getting tested for that because ive never done drugs but i do know alot about them. Dont drink alot of water that wont help and that could kill you.
get someone elses pee or just put water with a touch of yellow food die in it.
Uh…you don’t. Have fun with that.
your screwed mate:/ganja lasts for 6month(if i remember correctly) in blood so there’s no way you gonna get clean.i had to give blood test once and i smoked it ganja previous day and man i was scared.of course normal blood test woun’t show drugs in blood but i was young and stupidXXD.havn’t done it ever since.good luck anyway..bleach..dude,i hope it’s worth it
Very difficult to do last minute lol. Best bet besides plenty of water is to exercise tonight to sweat some of the toxins out, and if you have the time, check out GNC or Vitamin World for their system cleansers. Not sure of the brand names since its been a while, but ask a worker there for something to clean the toxins out and they should know exactly what you are looking for. Its a little pricey, but its worked for me and a few of my friends before. I’ve also heard a shot of vinegar every 2 hours along with the water works.
Whatever you do, do not ingest bleach!!! Best of luck!
Wow it is surprising that everyone thinks that the information the goverment spouts about marijuana is correct. Most of the the info big brother gives out is wrong. You should be clean by now if you just smoked once that day. And please don’t say it is wrong. Do you believe it is wrong because most people think it. Is bad or have you done research into it and made your own decision. Go to http://www.erowid.org for true info on drugs and at least try smoking again.
Have a clean friend urinate in a small container. By your name I assume you’re a girl right? If you can, hide the container in your vaginal cavity. If not, wear baggy pants and hide it in your panties. Somewhere that willkeep it around body temperature.
Don’t use animal urine and don’t use dye, they’ll figure it out. Don’t use water from the sink or toilet either to dilute it, it won’t be the same temperature.
Don’t swallow bleach, the only thing you’ll do with that is harm yourself.
http://www.moravek.net/ovisnosti/thc-test1.htm
don’t stress about it unless u’re applying for a government job, just say that you were in a party where people were smoking if it was 5 days ago then the percentage should be quite low so that should be believable and dont ever smoke weed again, i bet that you were drunk at the same time weren’t you and so you threw up soon after well thats because weed rejects alcohol when used together try not drinking for a month then some a small joint mixed with herbal cigs and you will see how amazing weed is and by the way you cant over dose on weed unless you smoked your body weight in it and this would be fairly hard to do probably take you a good few years but even then you would be ok cos your body would have built up a tolerance to it whereas you can drink a bottle of vodka and die in one night! So try not to bad mouth some thing thats never killed anyone since its discovery in 2000 BC!
I’LL CHOOSE NATURE OVER MAN ANY DAY!!!
You can’t! Don’t do the bleach think it will make you very poorly. Try quitting for good!
Your only hope is mixing one packet of Certo into a 32 oz bottle of gatorade.
“Certo” is fruit pectin used to make jelly. It lines your urethra when you pee. You can get it at Wal Mart.
Other then that…your f*cked because it takes 30 days to rid your system of it.
i drunk a cap of bleech with water it works cuz i have a pist test tomorrow and i smoke 3 days ago