do you maintain a healthy insanity?
here’s a checklist to find out, oh & please star this so that others can know if they’re on the right path or not.
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer at passing cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. On all your check stubs, write ‘For Marijuana’
3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
5. Sing Along At The Opera.
6. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream ‘I Won! I Won!’
7. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling ‘Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’
8. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, ‘Due To The Economy, We are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.’
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity…….
9.. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
thats fukcing hilarious dude XD
I shall do all of those things. Now I just have to get a car, some kids, and a penis and I’m good to go.
1. Might try that.
2. Maybe
3. Don’t skip
4. Do that on for fun
5. Hate opera
6. Have done that before
7. Have to try that
8. When I’m older
9. Maybe tomorrow
The Midwest Arsonist