I don’t think you can buy anything like that here in Thailand.Why do you want one of those anyway?Those make it taste great but nothing else.You can certainly get one made from a coconut though-just like in Jamaica-that will knock your shoes off and you can buy hookahs here.All of that high tech stuff is not here.You can not even buy Playboy here let alone something like that.But if you are interested in all of that go to any bar in Thailand that has a sign out front with a picture of Bob Marley on it and is painted in the rasta colors.You will find what goes along with want you want just fine and if you are looking for true paradise here then I suggest you go to Lonely beach,Koh Chang island down on the Thai/Cambodia side of the gulf.Koh Chang island is the second largest island in the country and has the largest cloud ringed mountains of any island.One side has the tourist area and the other side is almost uninhabited.You can stand on the white sand beaches and be completely cast away.The other side rocks but is not all messed up,super touristy and expensive like Phuket,Koh Samui or Koh Phi Phi.It is perfect.Lonely beach used to be a quite,relaxed(still is)tranquil little area until every rasta dude in Thailand found out about it.Now every bar is playing reggae and smoke is billowing out of the bars,which is fine for me.If you want Google Image my Thai friend Moe’s bar on Koh Chang.It’s name is ‘Sabay Bar’ and look at the photos of what the girl is doing.Well,look at all of the photos.The place rocks.Also,check out’Tree House’ Lonely Beach.Anything and everything is okay in there.
Hope this helps.